"Do not wait to start reading till the end of the semester. "
-Yeah right. Like I'm gonna read this stupid textbook every week for the entire semester just so I don't have to stay up all night 3 days in a row and still not get it all done. Cramming all the reading into 3 consecutive days sounds much more appealing. And a WAY better way to learn anyways. Right???
"Do NOT wait to start studying till I send out the study guide. You should be going over class notes and power points WAY before I post the study guide."
-Yeah. That's a nice sentiment. Maybe a good suggestion. But I have things to do man! Like work and chat with my best friend on Skype! Hello! I think I'll just wait till the day of the final and cram it all in in a matter of 3 1/2 hours. (That 3 1/2 hour cram session just happens to be what I'm avoiding at the moment. It can wait right?
"Do NOT get answers from your buddies when doing this take home final."
-Okay. I actually do follow this one. Promise! Who do you think I am! Some kind of cheater?!?! For real. I can answer the questions to this take home final all by myself thank you very much!
"I suggest you take your paper to the Writing Center. They will help you get a good flow going for your paper and catch errors that you may miss. It is a VERY useful resource."
-I'm sorry but, no. The Writing Center is about as unpredictable as Indiana weather. You may go in and have a very sweet girl look at your paper, read through it with you and offer really helpful suggestions. OR you may go in and be forced to meet with a girl with a "holier than thou" attitude in the realm of English and grammar. I'm sorry...what did you just say? I need to work on my subject verb agreement? I'm having a little trouble with my past participles? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? Are you even speaking English right now? How bout you just correct what I screwed up and we call it a day. Actually, no....I'd rather not push my luck by going to the Writing Center. I'll just take my chances and pay for it later.
Now, I must admit. These examples of sticking it to the man all center around one thing. PROCRASTINATION! Yup. I think that is the thing I have learned most thoroughly in my college career. "How long can I put this off and still get it done and receive a good grade?" is a thought that very frequently crosses my mind. I very likely can't go to the Writing Center at 3 in the morning when I finally get my paper done for my 9:25 class. Oh and did I mention that I'm not even done with the paper and that I'm planning on editing it and adding one more source at 6 in the morning the day its due? Yeah that happened. For shame. Can you say...SENIOR??
Okay but really. I have appreciated all of my professors. Some more than others, but still, they all seem to mean well.
"I love ALL if God's creatures! I just like some of them better stuffed!" -Name that movie!
Well...time to stop avoiding my cram session for Church History! Don't worry John Wesley and Dwight L. Moody. I will put of studying the wonderful things you did NO LONGER! :)