don't call me darlin' or ma'am. cause it makes me want to have your babies.
don't bring me a cup of coffee in the morning. cause it will also make me want to have your babies.
Attention all men who are 13, 15, 21, or 23 years older (you are TWICE my age, get serious) than me:
no, I do not want to go on a date with you. or drink wine at your apartment. but I don't know a nice way to say it to your face. and i can't lie. so my options are really dwindling here, so please do us both a favor and take my nice smile and the fact that I did not affirm the idea of going out with you as a refusal. I'm not interested! Okay?
Attention all men who do not want me to question your true manhood:
don't give an excuse every time you are corrected. and DON'T always blame it on someone else. It's not attractive and it just drives me nuts okay?!?!
Attention all foreign married men who pretend you're marriage license "doesn't count" when you are overseas:
it does. and the fact that you are trying to "pick me up" with a ring on your finger is disgusting.
Attention all men who are shorter than the average man:
you don't have to try to overcompensate for your lack in height. I promise you. Just chill.
Attention all men who: do want me to have their babies, are cute, don't smoke, know how to drive a tractor, work hard, can fix things, are funny, won't expect me to have sex before we're married and love Jesus:
where are you?
